CONFESSIONS OF A HOOKER ‘KEEPING IT TIGHT’

I am parked here at Harrismith on the N3, I won’t say the name of the truck stop but I see a well dressed hooker loitering around looking for business. Something just tells me I got to speak to her and try to understand how her life as a hooker carries on.

Silently I lower my window down but her reaction suggest I actually whistled to call her. She comes to my truck passing me going straight to the passenger side and jumps in.

“No sister, I don’t want what you think, I actually wanted to ask you about your job?” I asked her as she made herself comfortable in my luxurious Scania R580.

“Ooh ok, but you know that does not come cheap, right?” she said smiling at my wallet which was on the dashboard.
I offered her R50 which she whisked from my hand and told me if I took longer than a quickie the fee would increase.

I went straight into it explaining to her that I was not going to ask why and how she found herself in the business because that would definitely take long. My first question was how much she charged and she told me R50 for a quickie, R200 for 2hours and R400 take away. I understood the quickie part but asked for an explanation on the other charges of which she responded.

“Some of you guys want us for the whole time you are parked here so we charge a flat fee of R200 which is an estimate of how long you guys sleep here but if I stay longer you pay more” she explained. “You also pay more if you surpass the fair usage limit of 2 rounds in the two hours at a different rate” she said elaborating further.

“I think it’s fair, but have you not experienced problems before with clients who exceeds fair usage but are not prepared to pay?” I asked

“Oh that happens a lot but after the second round we warn our clients not to be greedy and risk a rape charge, otherwise we tell them they should use their time and chances wisely or they will pay more” she confidently responded.

“That’s interesting, but since I don’t want to surpass the fair usage limit also, please tell me more about R400 charge and how you keep the punani fresh and readily available all the time?” I asked her.

“You take me with you to your destination and back for R400 subject also to fair usage” she said laughing. “And for my ever tight punani it’s simple. After every round I wash it nicely with bleach” she answered

“Bleach! what?”

“Yes, bleach dries up the fluids on the punani so it becomes tight again and you will never notice I had just shared it with someone a few minutes ago” she said.

I was astonished by that response, I actually took out another R50 and asked her to elaborate.

She told me it was very common for women who want to pleasure their men to ‘dry’ their punanis with bleach. ‘Dry sex’ it’s called, involves women reducing the moisture in their punani in order to make intercourse more pleasurable for men.

I set out on a mission to understand more about ‘dry sex’ and came across a few interesting facts.

‘Dry sex’ is borne out of a cultural belief that men find sex more pleasurable if a woman’s vagina is ‘tight’, and that men will reject women whose vaginas have been ‘stretched out’ by sex.

‘Dry sex’ to the woman it’s not pleasurable as it sometimes leaves her in pain and at the risk of HIV infection.

“To achieve dryness, women insert, pulverized rock, herbs, paper, chalk, sand, or sponges before sex, according to journalist Ms Wendy Syfret, who has reports that the practice is rife in South Africa.

“They also douse their vaginas in detergents, antiseptics, alcohol and bleach. This can lead to cuts, sores and inflammation in the vagina, and increases the chance of a condom breaking.”

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