10> You have a reserved parking space with your name on it at the traffic court.
9> Even in a 4 lane highway you always drive in the fast lane
8> Everytime you finish climbing down the hill your brakes are smelling
7> After less than an hour in your truck, your assistant changes his mind and all of a sudden he doesn’t need the job
6> You don’t remember how you passed some few kilometres earlier
5> You press the accelerator when being overtaken
4> You see more middle fingers than a manicurist.
3> The traffic cops in your province have memorized your date of birth, home address and license plate number
2>On the social networks, You are always online
1> Every time your other cell phone rings while you’re busy texting on the other one, you spill your tea, drop your glasses and rear-end the car in front of you on the freeway.
